Did your sister used to peg you when you were a foster child? You sound like a little soy boy on his (they/them) hands and knees. Youre a salty little pickle puffer living in moms basement
Bought this off craigs yesterday. I had bought the same bag from the O-Store in 2014 for an Ireland trip. Its billes as a Factory Pilot XL but I cant find anything on O-Review