For You Married Guys

[FearGearGarage]

Happy Wife, Happy Life is true!!!

But Gents let me tell you the real VERY Happy Life equation...

Grow up in a low income household, go out on your own at 16, travel the world (all be it while in the military) & bang broads at damn near every stop, settle back in the old hood, make good life choices and become moderately successful, party like a rock star til your 33 & bang broads at damn near every bar and club in both your county and the two surrounding counties, meet a woman that makes more money than you do and marry her, dont complain about the **** she buys and she wont complain about the **** that you do, live, love and laugh alot and every other year take a "Fishing" vacation with the Bros... My Friends that is a VERY Happy life!!!

Only scenario that I can think would be better is a Latina beauty contest winner with 36DD and a ass to match that owns a liquor store, comes from a family with money and is a bi-sexual nympho who isnt jealous in the least and loves to share me with her fellow Ms Latin America contestants... Ohhhh and still allows my "Fishing Trips".... lol

 

[OBlazer]

Happy Wife, Happy Life is true!!!

But Gents let me tell you the real VERY Happy Life equation...

Grow up in a low income household, go out on your own at 16, travel the world (all be it while in the military) & bang broads at damn near every stop, settle back in the old hood, make good life choices and become moderately successful, party like a rock star til your 33 & bang broads at damn near every bar and club in both your county and the two surrounding counties, meet a woman that makes more money than you do and marry her, dont complain about the **** she buys and she wont complain about the **** that you do, live, love and laugh alot and every other year take a "Fishing" vacation with the Bros... My Friends that is a VERY Happy life!!!

Only scenario that I can think would be better is a Latina beauty contest winner with 36DD and a ass to match that owns a liquor store, comes from a family with money and is a bi-sexual nympho who isnt jealous in the least and loves to share me with her fellow Ms Latin America contestants... Ohhhh and still allows my "Fishing Trips".... lol

Looks like I need to go join the military

 

[Oakle y]

FGG awesome man. You truly are a rock star.

 

[Ecko]

FGG awesome man. You truly are a rock star.

I agree.

 

[Frogskins]

"A man is not complete until he's married ...

then he's finished."

 

[Ecko]

My wife rides motorcycles with me.

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

My wife rides motorcycles with me.

That's beautiful! :thumb:


I tried to join the military. All that applies to me except the military and getting married part.

 

[nyhokie]

Ohhhh and still allows my "Fishing Trips".... lol

Tell us more about these fishing trips. . . pink snapper?

 

[bad fishy]

Only on Oakley Forum...lol

Love it!

 

[Yeti]

If it wasn't for my wife I don't know where I'd be at this point. I was partying to a ridiculous degree and gave everything up when I met her. I can only imagine the downward spiral that would have taken hold otherwise.