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  1. kronin323

    kronin323 Font of Useless Knowledge Premium Member

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    With the holidays upon us, I thought it might be amusing if we shared some stories about funny x-mas things that have happened to us in the past.

    It can be related to a party, gift swap, shopping experience, whatever.

    I'll start...

    Remember the "shake weight", that exercise tool that looks like you're jacking someone off?

    Years ago we were at an x-mas party with a white elephant gift exchange, one of the items in the mix was a shake weight. For some reason The Wife wanted it, and I was like, "okay..."

    We ended up not getting it, so I went and bought one and gave it to her for x-mas. Her reaction? She was upset. Why?

    "I thought you wanted one?"

    "No, I wanted one for free!!!"
     
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    OakleyFrankFMJ The Legend - - Vlad the Impaler Premium Member Lifetime Member

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    I knew this guy.....

    He was wrapping up his moms gift and his wifes gifts at the same time....

    One of the gifts for his wife was a "toy"
    The gift for his mom was a nice necklace.

    He gave the gift to his mom before Christmas and went home to the wife.

    On Christmas his wife is opening her gift and says "what a beautiful necklace!"

    He goes HUH? :shock:

    He couldn't get to moms house fast enough to stop her from opening her "gift". :rofl:



    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    kronin323 Font of Useless Knowledge Premium Member

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    One of my random internet pics... With two daughters myself, I fear that one of these days I'm gonna be like the dude in the background... :headbang:

    Funny Christmas stories - tn_8679.jpg
     
  4. OakleyGuru379

    OakleyGuru379 What is that thing?!

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    I remember it like it was yesterday. Me, 5 years old, tugging on my father's shirt while he sat at the bar.

    "Dad, can we go home now? It's Christmas Eve!"

    My dad replies;

    "What's the point? Santa Claus is dead anyways *burp*."

    The End.
     
  5. OakleyFrankFMJ

    OakleyFrankFMJ The Legend - - Vlad the Impaler Premium Member Lifetime Member

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    And the caption above @kronin323 head reads .... "Remind me NEVER EVER EVER to ask Frank to send my little girls gifts EVER AGAIN!"
     
  6. Duke Nivram

    Duke Nivram (Something Clever)

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    @kronin323 i feel for you i have two boys so i don't have any of those worries
     
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    OakleyFrankFMJ The Legend - - Vlad the Impaler Premium Member Lifetime Member

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    Unless.........:rolleyes:

    Forget it .........
     
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    Duke Nivram (Something Clever)

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    nope not worried my boys at 3 and 4 already flirt with girls and will knock each other out of the way to go over to a girl
     
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    kronin323 Font of Useless Knowledge Premium Member

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    I've got a co-worker friend who also has two daughters, he has a saying...

    "With a son, you only have to worry about one ****. With a daughter, you have to worry about ALL the dicks!!!"
     
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    kronin323 Font of Useless Knowledge Premium Member

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    Interesting how the swear filter was selective with that one. I guess plurals are okay...
     
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