Joke Thread

[Litos]

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

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[Blondie]

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa......???


Santa stopped at 3 ho's!!

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa......???


Santa stopped at 3 ho's!!

Days cause he's so old.

 

["TRUMP"]

 

[Nortika]

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["TRUMP"]

 

[Rustpot]

I still can't believe the election is still a thing. The whole topic belongs in this thread.

I'm honestly starting to think the liberals can't conceive so many people disagreed with their views that Trump got elected. After the results it was just constant "I can't believe so many people support hatrism, bigot-ism, racism, sexism, xenophobism, homophobism and everything else this evil tyrant Trump represents" and now they're like "oooooh, it was Russia. That's how it happened. Everyone loves our communist/Marxist/socialist ideals so RUSSIA: HOME OF MARX AND LENIN decided to conspire against us and get a capitalist patriach-ist president in their pocket! Americans didn't vote against Hillary, the evil Russians did it!"

Despite evidence to the contrary, the CIA apparently said "RUSSIANS!" and so did 15 other "intelligence" organizations like the EPA and the Coast Guard. Right. That all makes sense.

 

[Rustpot]

And the big joke of it all? The blame they're putting on Russia, the big hacking scandal that defeated them? The same ******* emails we've been talking about since like 2015, along with the stuff that Wikileaks dumped proving the DNC is a bunch of freedom-hating, election-fixing assclowns, and their b!tch-in-chief Hillary is even more of a C than we could have ever imagined.

So THE RUSSIANS in their great chess move to overthrow the election of the biggest economy and world superpower, was to get some emails and make public a bunch of dirty laundry. Which the democrats downplayed like crazy and never really got mentioned on major news networks. THE RUSSIANS rigged the entire election.

Hold on. It's all true. I just found a photo of the hackers.

 

["TRUMP"]

and so did 15 other "intelligence" organizations like the EPA and the Coast Guard.

Im not sure wether this should be in the joke thread, WRGYG thread, or presidential thread...