Lol I know that's not you (nor is your avatar) but is Joseph "Erap" Estrada, former Filipino actor who was President of the Philippines from 1998 - 2001, when he was impeached and convicted for stealing $80 million from the government and sentenced to life in prison, then received a pardon in 2007, ran for president again in 2010 and came in 2nd place, then was elected Mayor of Manila in 2013, a post he still has (they must be crazy).
And why aren't you the real Erap? One, his English sucks, as joked about in the book "ERAPtion: How to Speak English Without Really Trial", and two, you're some white guy...
Sent from a broken-down truck using a healthy dose of killjoy