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  1. yoshi1984

    yoshi1984 I love working Dispatch

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    I look like a ****ing dumbass in Holbrook's.
    that is all.
    :closed_2::doh:

    I PM'd a forum member for a trade offer but I may or may not put these two holbrooks up for sale if he turns down the offer. SO hope someone is interested in Holbrook's. Because I sure as hell can't wear them.

    I am interested in Dispatch I's obviously if said deal falls through faster than a porn star doing anal.
     
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  2. Herbsley

    Herbsley Royal Duke of Hijinx

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    Join the club Yoshi.

    The 'looking bad in Holbrook' thing that is.

    Not the anal thing.
     
  3. yoshi1984

    yoshi1984 I love working Dispatch

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    hahaha, forgive me for that, a bit graphic I believe yes.
    Holbrook's, SPikes, Gascan's, Jupiters, theres to many to list.
     
  4. Herbsley

    Herbsley Royal Duke of Hijinx

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    Yup.
    But then it's the same for everyone. You suit some, you don't suit others. Oakley make products for all shapes and sizes.

    And then there are glitches in the matrix like Jive, who suits everything.
    But he's an anomaly.
    :biggrin:
     
  5. yoshi1984

    yoshi1984 I love working Dispatch

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    Jive is the chosen one. He was the one to be made for Oakley. He IS Oakley.
    Then there's the rest of us who have our signature frames and can live happily.
     
  6. yoshi1984

    yoshi1984 I love working Dispatch

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    MOTOGP Holbrook's Traded to BADNESS.:closed_2:
    Looks like ill be posting a Aussie red/blue holbrook soon.
     
  7. Herbsley

    Herbsley Royal Duke of Hijinx

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    I think that Oakley quite possibly use a 3d digital image of Jive's head as their test subject when they design each pair.
    It's the only rational explanation for this phenomenon.

    And is it coincidence that Oakley call their mannequin heads Bob?
    Another name for Robert/Rob ?

    It all links.
    And it's time Jive got paid.
     
  8. yoshi1984

    yoshi1984 I love working Dispatch

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    and it's time Jive got hint of this thread and this unknown miracle of Oakley. Jive should have a x-metal replica of his head in HQ for the factory as you say, to test frame prototypes. ;)

    And yes, even his name Rob(ert) bob head, it's all to connected.
    Asians tend to have it rough anyway. Our asian fit collection is pretty slim.
     
  9. Mickle

    Mickle Oakley Beginner

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    If you squint your eyes hard and shake your head really fast AT THE SAME TIME, I look awesome in Hollbrooks!! Jealous much!?!? :cool:
     
  10. yoshi1984

    yoshi1984 I love working Dispatch

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    LOL funny guy Mickle!