"O"bsessed With Oakley Much?!?!?!

[xmetalmaniac]

Here are a few of my tell tale signs you maybe obsessed with Oakley! If you know of some post em up!

You set up your vacation destination around Vaults and O Stores
You have Oakley wallpapers on your phone, laptops, desktop, etc
You find yourself dipping into your kids college fund to support your O Habit
Your "O" face has nothing to do with.......
You rename the house pets after specific Oakley frames and even call your neighbor "Two Face" for no reason
You have a special belt holster that holds a container of cleaning solution and a microfiber cloth
You actually use the term nose BOMB loudly in public places
You saw that Magnesium is on the periodic chart and swear Unobtainium, O Matter, X Metal, are also there somewhere!

 

[atrain]

HAHAHAHAHHA good stuff man.

You talk to Oakley to others that dont seem to care at all!!
You dont usually wear the same pair everyday!
You dress according to the pair you are going to wear that day to match.

 

[Installking]

You make sure you have at least one item on that is Oakley at any given time.... Socks draws tshirts glasses watch etc etc

You turn your previously unknowing girlfriend into a person that has many pairs and a lot of clothes also

 

[CigarAficionado]

Hahaha!

You make excuses to your wife about where you're going and what you're doing so often that she's accusing you of having an affair.

 

[OakleyCan]

Your Oakley display has more pairs then the local Optomitrist / O - dealer














..... you have an Oakley display case

 

[GRFMotorsports]

You make sure you have at least one item on that is Oakley at any given time.... Socks draws tshirts glasses watch etc etc

You turn your previously unknowing girlfriend into a person that has many pairs and a lot of clothes also

I can relate to both of these

 

[qtrain23]

Your Oakley display has more pairs then the local Optomitrist / O - dealer
..... you have an Oakley display case

Yes!

 

[GRFMotorsports]

You have more display cases than the local O-Store or Vault

 

[bad fishy]

Your cash and credit cards already belongs to Oakley.... in an Oakley wallet.

 

[bad fishy]

Your "O" face has nothing to do with.......

Love it!!!!