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  1. xmetalmaniac

    xmetalmaniac Made of Metal Premium Member Lifetime Member

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    Here are a few of my tell tale signs you maybe obsessed with Oakley! If you know of some post em up!

    You set up your vacation destination around Vaults and O Stores
    You have Oakley wallpapers on your phone, laptops, desktop, etc
    You find yourself dipping into your kids college fund to support your O Habit
    Your "O" face has nothing to do with.......
    You rename the house pets after specific Oakley frames and even call your neighbor "Two Face" for no reason
    You have a special belt holster that holds a container of cleaning solution and a microfiber cloth
    You actually use the term nose BOMB loudly in public places
    You saw that Magnesium is on the periodic chart and swear Unobtainium, O Matter, X Metal, are also there somewhere!
     
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  2. atrain

    atrain O-Forums Boss of Bosses

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    HAHAHAHAHHA good stuff man.

    You talk to Oakley to others that dont seem to care at all!!
    You dont usually wear the same pair everyday!
    You dress according to the pair you are going to wear that day to match.
     
  3. Installking

    Installking Oakley Collector

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    You make sure you have at least one item on that is Oakley at any given time.... Socks draws tshirts glasses watch etc etc

    You turn your previously unknowing girlfriend into a person that has many pairs and a lot of clothes also
     
  4. NUMBER 2

    NUMBER 2 Oakley Collector

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    Hahaha!

    You make excuses to your wife about where you're going and what you're doing so often that she's accusing you of having an affair.
     
  5. OakleyCan

    OakleyCan Oakley Collector

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    Your Oakley display has more pairs then the local Optomitrist / O - dealer














    ..... you have an Oakley display case
     
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  6. GRFMotorsports

    GRFMotorsports is an Oakley whore Premium Member

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    I can relate to both of these
     
  7. qtrain23

    qtrain23 3D Printing Protege

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    Yes!
     
  8. GRFMotorsports

    GRFMotorsports is an Oakley whore Premium Member

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    You have more display cases than the local O-Store or Vault
     
  9. bad fishy

    bad fishy Oakley Expert

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    Your cash and credit cards already belongs to Oakley.... in an Oakley wallet.
     
  10. bad fishy

    bad fishy Oakley Expert

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    Love it!!!!