Rezechs
Oakley Expert
Here are a few of my tell tale signs you maybe obsessed with Oakley! If you know of some post em up!
You set up your vacation destination around Vaults and O Stores and Craigslist
You have Oakley wallpapers on your phone, laptops, desktop, etc
You find yourself dipping into your kids college fund to support your O Habit
Your "O" face has nothing to do with.......
You rename the house pets after specific Oakley frames and even call your neighbor "Two Face" for no reason
You have a special belt holster that holds a container of cleaning solution and a microfiber cloth
You actually use the term nose BOMB loudly in public places
You saw that Magnesium is on the periodic chart and swear Unobtainium, O Matter, X Metal, are also there somewhere!
Fixed that for you i dont really set my destinations around the stores but i do always check the local classified ads
also you can add
- You find yourself identifying if the random person is wearing oakleys, and if they are what pair, from far away before you even look at the actual person.
- Your Homepage is Oakleyforum.com
- When you drop/scratch your sunglasses it is like a family member died.
- Your Glasses get cleaned more times a day than you do.