Oakley rep: What watch would you like sir?
InfiniteHero: You know what? I've thought about it and I would like to replace my watch with an FMJ.
Oakley rep: Ok sir can you please hold on one second while I check that out for you?
InfiniteHero: Sure.
Oakley rep: (InfiniteHero is on hold) HOLY **** I'M GONNA GET FIRED!! Hey guys? What do I do? He wants me to replace his busted up TB with an FMJ!!!!!
Other Oakley reps: Dude, you are on your own with that one.
InfiniteHero: You know what? I've thought about it and I would like to replace my watch with an FMJ.
Oakley rep: Ok sir can you please hold on one second while I check that out for you?
InfiniteHero: Sure.
Oakley rep: (InfiniteHero is on hold) HOLY **** I'M GONNA GET FIRED!! Hey guys? What do I do? He wants me to replace his busted up TB with an FMJ!!!!!
Other Oakley reps: Dude, you are on your own with that one.