Official 2014 Douche Day Picture Thread

[bad fishy]

I wanted to post this but I don't think it should count as an actual submission, because:
1. It isn't me.
2. It isn't pretend / dress-up.

This is an authentic example caught in the wild over douche day weekend.

Polished white frame Radar Path with matching white nose rubber (SKU 09-721)? Check.
Matching white watch, with face turned to the inside of the wrist? Check.
White T & ankle socks? Check.
Almost-but-not-quite-matching red-white-and-blue hat, shirt, shorts, and New Balance shoes? Check.
Hint of a duck-mouth pucker? Check...

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(Though I have a couple of reasons to believe this isn't a forum member, if I'm wrong, apologies and Happy Douche Day...)

Damn, that's just not even fair! Good thing this isn't a real submission because this would take it. I'm surprised you were able to take a picture while he was still and not fist pumping!

 

[ericforman]

Wanna play some ultimate frisbee bruh?

STPL Holbrook

 

[kronin323]

Here you go O-brothers
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Wow. White Mars. I don't know what to say...

 

[fretburner79]

Wow. White Mars. I don't know what to say...

That makes two of us

 

[i am rich]

Wow. White Mars. I don't know what to say...

What a douche for wearing white mars

 

[CarGuy]

resubmitting officially...View attachment 92979

i would take you guys to the gun show but my abs are shy and my photographer/PA is on lunch break.

The wheels in the background make this picture!

 

[CarGuy]

(Though I have a couple of reasons to believe this isn't a forum member.)

Is one because they are not on a mobile checking for new items in the exchanges?

 

[kronin323]

The wheels in the background make this picture!

Agreed - I saw the folded up "pram" back there and thought it was the perfect touch, though likely unintentional...

 

[kronin323]

Is one because they are not on a mobile checking for new items in the exchanges?

That's a good one; I should add it to the list.

No, we were at our modest local zoo waiting for the kiddie train ride (Boy do I love trains! Yay!).

When it got close to ticket time and we got in line (I had already taken the pic by then; it's an Extreme Crop) I found the guy right behind me and gave him the opportunity for some Oakley convo by asking if his obviously +red lenses were actually +red. At first he didn't realize I was talking to him. When he did, he said they were. When I asked if they were RadarLock Paths he said they were, too - but they're actually Radar Paths. And that was the end; he made no return comment or question about my Juliets. I can't believe an active forum member would both misidentify his own glasses and ignore a pair of Juliets... but I could be wrong.

 

[dragonvoi]

The wheels in the background make this picture!

cuz that's how i roll.