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[Medusa50]

For those of you who can't read between the lines let me help you decipher Oakleys automated response. Thank you for sending us an email. This email box is only monitored partially. We are currently answering easy questions in one business day. We look forward to responding to your message unless you are pointing out a shortcoming in our methodology of handling unique situations. Your email will be answered in the order it was received. If you were the last person to send us an email then we will answer your question with a lasting impression in keeping with our motto. Customers First! Unless you are Medusa 50. Lol

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

So now you want to kick her in the ovaries?!?

My foot would have to have some pretty good momentum to do that. I'll settle for kicking you in the nuts.

 

[kronin323]

My foot would have to have some pretty good momentum to do that. I'll settle for kicking you in the nuts.

I'll need the C-6 up front...

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

I'll need the C-6 up front...

It's always there.

 

[Medusa50]

Why would getting kicked in the nuts stop me. They've been doing that for 7 weeks. I'm desensitized already.

 

[Medusa50]

All kidding aside what legitimate reason is there to avoid correcting a mistake that their program created? BTW don't say they don't care. I've heard that countless times. I'd prefer an honest response from
Oakley. Not the runaround.

 

[kronin323]

Because the program was a failure and it died. It's gone. There's no more support for it. Wrapped up. Finito. If it was still active that'd be one thing, but it's not.

The little peons at the other end of your emails have no authority to do anything meaningful.

 

[Medusa50]

See that makes sense. Just not to me. Ha ha

 

[kronin323]

Well, keep tilting at those windmills, then. It worked out well for Don Quixote...

 

[Medusa50]

Intellectual you are. The world needs more people with smarts. Too many smart arses unfortunately. I'd share my parting gift with you but I haven't gotten it. Nevertheless you are entitled to half of nada. We are both equally blessed.