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  1. dragonvoi

    dragonvoi Dragonvoi knows xMetal. Premium Member

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    I don't know if this thread has been done before and i am currently too lazy to look...

    please chime in.

    you know you have xmetal fever when:

    your spouse asks, WTF is this sticky stuff all over the place?!? and you respond, oh, uh, you see, the foam on the bottom of the xmetal boxes tend to disintegrate and, ...
     
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  2. kronin323

    kronin323 Font of Useless Knowledge Premium Member

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    :behindsofa:...
     
  3. kronin323

    kronin323 Font of Useless Knowledge Premium Member

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    Being serious...

    When, after every time you show The Wife your latest x-metal pickup, she asks, "NOW are you done buying more sunglasses?!?"
     
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  4. joecool862

    joecool862 Keeper of the Skull Premium Member Lifetime Member

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    How about when you show the wife your latest acquisition and she asks, "How much money have you been spending on sunglasses?!?" :help:
     
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  5. Manish

    Manish Oakley Collector

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    When she does .......A frown and a nod left to right (simultaneously at least 3 or more times)...I am not married but thats been my observation from past experiences...
     
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  6. ptownphil

    ptownphil Oakley Hoarder Premium Member

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    When youre actually considering buying an ichiro for 5k!:eek:
     
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  7. BHarry

    BHarry The Eclectic Collector

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    I'm noticing a trend here I will add to it...
    When you get a new pair and as you are unboxing them you mention they don't look too bad. The wife's unprompted response is are they going to "the chop shop" (with a slight eye roll). My answer "I said not too bad, they are going to the X-man!" (even more pronounced eye roll). I then follow it up with the coup de grace, "but they were such a good deal..." (she walks away with a sigh and a smirk).
     
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  8. ptownphil

    ptownphil Oakley Hoarder Premium Member

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    All this wife talk got me thinking we need more entries for the unofficial OF hot wives club!:brunette:
     
  9. xmetal40

    xmetal40 Oakley Expert Premium Member Lifetime Member

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    This thread is a good reason many O-holics will never be married.
     
  10. Krank

    Krank Oakley Enthusiast

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    Or get unmarried.
     
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