1.4 BILLION Powerball

[TexxxZ 2.0]

That will be a good down payment, prob 6+ billion would be my guess

Damn. Hmmmmmmmmm.

Gonna have to make an offer they can't refuse.

Well if you win the powerball and you intend on buying Oakley from Lux let me know i can always loan you the rest.

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

Well if you win the powerball and you intend on buying Oakley from Lux let me know i can always loan you the rest.

Sounds like a PLAN.

 

[Medusa50]

I'm all for playing the lottery when the jackpot gets big, and this one certainly qualifies, biggest in history...

But I only buy one ticket. Why?

The odds of winning the powerball jackpot are 1 in 292,201,338. While the odds of being struck by lightning in your lifetime are 1 in 3000. How worried are you about being struck by lightning?

Basically the odds of winning are so infinitesimal that hitting it is pure random luck and there's nothing you can do to increase your odds in a meaningful way. Buy 10 tickets and your odds are 10 in 292,201,338. Those odds are, for all practical purposes, equally infinitesimal, but your out-of-pocket cost is 10x as much.

I mean, look at Sat's 900 million drawing - can you imagine how many tickets were bought for that one? Yet nobody won...

So, buy a ticket to at least give pure random luck a chance. But buying more than one is just a waste of money.

Thanks for pointing out how stupid we all are. Now I'm going to kill myself for being an idiot!

 

[kronin323]

Thanks for pointing out how stupid we all are. Now I'm going to kill myself for being an idiot!

Plz redistribute your Oakley wealth first...

 

[69RainbowTIwarrior71]

if I get to win the jackpot
by the time they interview me , I'll be on national TV doing naked cartwheels with my medusa on

 

[kronin323]

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

 

[QLR1]

if I get to win the jackpot
by the time they interview me , I'll be on national TV doing naked cartwheels with my medusa on

That's one way to end the newscast.

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

That's one way to end the newscast.

Or HOOKERS AND COCAINE!!!!!

 

[Medusa50]

if I get to win the jackpot
by the time they interview me , I'll be on national TV doing naked cartwheels with my medusa on

Since we grew up together I think it's only fair that I be there to capture it on video for all eternity. Send my cut to fakerelativewithsicksenseofhumor@catholicschoolgirlsrule.net

 

[Medusa50]

Plz redistribute your Oakley wealth first...

People who like my posts will get 2 likes from me. People who do not like my posts will get 1. @OakleyFrankFMJ will get 3 because he is only 15 and I don't want him to cry. Some of his metals might rust. The rest goes to @roblaudrup so he can take selfies all day and keep my legacy alive. This is not a contract. No resemblance to persons live or dead is inferred. Remember I have a shotgun! Do not come to my house unannounced.