Anyone else have an elf problem?

[the_owl]

Kids change things. I used to say the same stuff.
Little things like this bring happiness.

 

[Oakley-olic]

A few more and you could have an elf shelf.

 

[KillerCollector]

Not anymore.

 

[flyer]

My Elf problem is that none of 'em (Christmas Elf, Birthday Elf, nor Father's Day Elf) have yet brought me any Oakleys!!

 

[Litos]

 

[joecool862]

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What you need my friend is an exterminator. It appears you have an elf infestation... Tough little buggers, I've seen this before... I'll come over with a fly swatter and a can of Raid. We must get them before they go to ground at the end of the month. Otherwise they will hibernate and possibly begin to breed for the next 11 months. Of course all this will cost you is a lovely xmetal of my choice

 

[Oakley-olic]

Is that elf the eligitimate son of Bob's Big Boy?

 

[Litos]

What you need my friend is an exterminator. It appears you have an elf infestation... Tough little buggers, I've seen this before... I'll come over with a fly swatter and a can of Raid. We must get them before they go to ground at the end of the month. Otherwise they will hibernate and possibly begin to breed for the next 11 months. Of course all this will cost you is a lovely xmetal of my choice

We take trips to the North Pole, also

 

[joecool862]

We take trips to the North Pole, also

Well that's your problem right there! The little parasites are coming back in your luggage!

 

[Litos]