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Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.

Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends argon.

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!

Q: Why can you never trust atoms?
A: They make up everything!

Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

Q: Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet?
A: Because she was too attractive!

Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met.

Q: Why did the white furry bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was polar.

Q: What do dipoles say in passing?
A: "Have you got a moment?"

Q: What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
A: "Au revoir"

Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?
A: By subsisting on titrations.

Q: What element is derived from a Norse god?
A: Thorium.

Q: How did carbon propose to Hydrogen?
A: With a "carbonkneel"

Q: What did one titration tell the other?
A: Let's meet at the endpoint.

Q: How can you spot a chemist in the restroom?
A: They wash their hands before they go.

Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!

Q: What did the chemist say when he found two new isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.

Q: What do you get when you combine samarium, argon, tellurium, asenic, and sulfur?
A: SmArTe AsS

Q: What is it called when Queen of England farts?
A: A noble gas

Q: How did the blonde define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam?
A: Fear of utility bills.

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.

Q: How ugly is your mom?
A: Even Fluorine won't bind to her!

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise...
 
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I really take my hat off to you. I truly thought that that orbital had kicked the ghost. I figured the moment you started manipulating it the cracked bit would fall off. Anyway welcome to the world "Xcar Squared"! (Works just LOL)

Another person on this forum that is capable of X-Magic :)
 
There have been a number of members who've come up with innovative ways to restore and customize x-metals; it's been a boon to the forum, breathing new life into an otherwise manufacturer-unsupported product.

What I like about jdd's inclusion into this group in particular is his location - most of these "metalworkers" have been US-based, forcing our global members to deal with international shipping and the related risks. But by being in Australia, it increases the global footprint and convenience of such services, especially for those located in the West Pacific. Though it's not like the customer base is limited to that region; I'm just talking about convenience and shipping costs/risks...
 
There have been a number of members who've come up with innovative ways to restore and customize x-metals; it's been a boon to the forum, breathing new life into an otherwise manufacturer-unsupported product.

What I like about jdd's inclusion into this group in particular is his location - most of these "metalworkers" have been US-based, forcing our global members to deal with international shipping and the related risks. But by being in Australia, it increases the global footprint and convenience of such services, especially for those located in the West Pacific. Though it's not like the customer base is limited to that region; I'm just talking about convenience and shipping costs/risks...
I am 100% with you. Just need an X-Metal Works in Europe and we would have relatively good cover over most of the globe!
 
I really take my hat off to you. I truly thought that that orbital had kicked the ghost. I figured the moment you started manipulating it the cracked bit would fall off. Anyway welcome to the world "Xcar Squared"! (Works just LOL)

Another person on this forum that is capable of X-Magic :)
You're absolutely right about it snapping if carried out under normal atmospheric conditions. Thus the use of the lab and the extensive prep
 

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