Uluahunter
I should Work at Oakley
Woke up this morning drooling...rubbed my eyes and sat up *yawn*. Walked to the bathroom, got myself all cleaned up and went to my office to start my day. Sat down, turned on the laptop and waited....*booting up*...*yawn*...logged in and ready to go. Checked my emails first, then my calendar...*extra BIG YAWN*...BOOM!!! What's this?!?!?!!! A reminder reaches out and slaps me in the face!!!! Today's the first day of the Friends and Family sale!!! YIKES!!! Forget the laptop, forget the calendar, forget work...*bushy tailed and bright eyed*, I jump up and run to the bedroom!
Wifey: What's wrong?!?! What's going on?!?!
Me: I almost forgot today's the beginning of the F&F sale!
Wifey: Hahaha! I was hoping you'd forget!
Me: *frazzled* Huh? I'm getting ready and going to the store.
Wifey: Can you drop Mom off at the mall since you're going?
Me: *sigh* Uh, okay...is she ready?
Wifey: She'll get ready now.
15 mins later....
Wifey: Okay, we're ready.
Me: We?!?!?!
Wifey: Yup, I'm going too.
Me: *raise eyebrows*...Huh? But...
Wifey: I want to go look too.
Me: *frazzled again* Uh...okay...
2 hours later...
Me: Alright! Christmas came early!!!! I got the top three things I wanted!
Wifey: How much did you spend all together?
Me: *gulp* After the discounts?
Wifey: *rolling eyes* What do you think?!?!?!
Me: Hehe...just about $900 total... :blink:
Wifey: *shaking head* $900? Not bad, I guess...
Me: *SHOCKED* Uh, yeah...not bad huh? Good thing for the F&F sale, huh?
Wifey: Yeah. Even better, I'll pay for one of those glasses...that's your Christmas present.
Me: *tears starting to roll* What?!?!?! OMG!!!
Wifey: Yeah, I'm glad I found glasses I liked too!
Moral to the story...always stress how EXCLUSIVE and RARE it is to get discounts on O products, because they NEVER go on sale!!! Okay, maybe I stretched the truth it a little bit, but it worked!!!!
I ended up with...
- a X-Squared Carbon w/black iridium (broke my X-Metal cherry with these, finally :dance3
- a Split Jacket Polished White w/blue (stepped out of my normal boundaries of black or dark frames with these )
- and a Kitchen Sink (to match my traveling set of rolling AP luggage)
Not counting...
- a Polarized SI Splinter (for Father-in-law)
- Wifey's Disguise Black w/gradient
- and a cleaning kit, Hydrophobic pen and some stickers. Oh, and a free soft bag given to me by the associate (just as I was looking to buy one)...score!
Pics to come later, it's too late tonight and I'm lazy!
Wifey: What's wrong?!?! What's going on?!?!
Me: I almost forgot today's the beginning of the F&F sale!
Wifey: Hahaha! I was hoping you'd forget!
Me: *frazzled* Huh? I'm getting ready and going to the store.
Wifey: Can you drop Mom off at the mall since you're going?
Me: *sigh* Uh, okay...is she ready?
Wifey: She'll get ready now.
15 mins later....
Wifey: Okay, we're ready.
Me: We?!?!?!
Wifey: Yup, I'm going too.
Me: *raise eyebrows*...Huh? But...
Wifey: I want to go look too.
Me: *frazzled again* Uh...okay...
2 hours later...
Me: Alright! Christmas came early!!!! I got the top three things I wanted!
Wifey: How much did you spend all together?
Me: *gulp* After the discounts?
Wifey: *rolling eyes* What do you think?!?!?!
Me: Hehe...just about $900 total... :blink:
Wifey: *shaking head* $900? Not bad, I guess...
Me: *SHOCKED* Uh, yeah...not bad huh? Good thing for the F&F sale, huh?
Wifey: Yeah. Even better, I'll pay for one of those glasses...that's your Christmas present.
Me: *tears starting to roll* What?!?!?! OMG!!!
Wifey: Yeah, I'm glad I found glasses I liked too!
Moral to the story...always stress how EXCLUSIVE and RARE it is to get discounts on O products, because they NEVER go on sale!!! Okay, maybe I stretched the truth it a little bit, but it worked!!!!
I ended up with...
- a X-Squared Carbon w/black iridium (broke my X-Metal cherry with these, finally :dance3
- a Split Jacket Polished White w/blue (stepped out of my normal boundaries of black or dark frames with these )
- and a Kitchen Sink (to match my traveling set of rolling AP luggage)
Not counting...
- a Polarized SI Splinter (for Father-in-law)
- Wifey's Disguise Black w/gradient
- and a cleaning kit, Hydrophobic pen and some stickers. Oh, and a free soft bag given to me by the associate (just as I was looking to buy one)...score!
Pics to come later, it's too late tonight and I'm lazy!