Duh ...

[Frogskins]

Went out to dinner a few nights ago with a few friends. It was a BYOB. My friend grabbed a beer and asked if I had an opener.

I did not so we asked the waitress. She bought over a wine bottle opener and he used the end to open the bottle.

A few seconds later my wife points to the Oakley dog tag bottle opener hanging on my neck and asks, "would that have worked?"

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA.....

That's great....especially that it was just there haning on your neck.

 

[i am rich]

I would have been like, "no, it only opens oakley bottles." (Straight face) lol Merry Christmas.

 

[washi me sensie]

Wife +1.... Sad....

 

[Ecko]

Nope.

 

[Frogskins]

At the same time, like most of the anal types on here, maybe I wouldn't want to mess it up by using it ...

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

At the same time, like most of the anal types on here, maybe I wouldn't want to mess it up by using it ...

Get extra. Use one.

 

[Frogskins]

Get extra. Use one.

or in your case,

Get Three, Use None ...

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

or in your case,

Get Three, Use None ...

The GF used one of them once........ONCE

 

[Ecko]

The GF used one of them once........ONCE

And you won't have to tell her again.