FIREWORKS!

[Frogskins]

Don't drink and light ...

Man shoots off firework from top of his head, dies instantly - Yahoo News

 

[kronin323]

Don't drink and light ...

Man shoots off firework from top of his head, dies instantly - Yahoo News

Dang... full-on Darwin award winner...

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

Dang... full-on Darwin award winner...

When he .... IF he .... gets to the gates.....they may determine he is too stupid to get in.

 

[kronin323]

When he .... IF he .... gets to the gates.....they may determine he is too stupid to get in.

With Darwin awards, to get it right you not only have to remove yourself from the gene pool, but do it before reproducing. At his age, he most likely covered all the bases...

 

[discodave]

There was a time or two back when I lived in that ordinance-free zone that I didn't have any fireworks so I went into the backyard and popped off a few rounds. And not just handgun loads, also 7.62x39 and 12 gauge. Fired into the ground, not up in the air - nobody needs random lead flying around...

Nobody ever called the cops, or at least no cops ever showed up...

I could fire just about anything into the woods by my house and nobody would call the cops. There's just the right amount of redneck in everyone here I guess.