I understand to original post was meant to funny and make people laugh, which it did, but I couldn't be happier with my life. I could do without being married if I had to but I have 3 boys 18, 15 (16 in a few weeks), and 12 that I don't think I could live without now. We are so close it's like we've been life long friends. Its funny because the age they are now they are crossing over into that adult/manhood stage and they think they can challenge their old dad (38) and I have to beat all 3 of them down at the same time to show them I'm not that old or out of shape yet. Then of course I go to bed with back and neck pains and hope they don't challenge me for another month or two! We enjoy hunting, fishing, camping and most anything outdoors and they all wear oakleys!!! All are very active in sports. My 15 year old made the varsity basketball team this year and my 18 year old senior is a varsity player so I was able to see my boys play together. My 15 year old was the leading scoring of the team and my 18 year old lead the team and set school records for 3 pointers in a game. My wife is an awesome woman too, she is very attractive and has a hott mother so I know what I'm looking at down the road!! She doesn't bitch about anything I do and I don't bitch about anything she does and it seems to work well.