As the title suggests, frames that looked good on an Oakley designer's sketchpad - and look killer in your display - but NO HUMAN can carry them off in real life. If you think someone CAN carry them off - post up a pic to prove it. I'll start the list . . . . - Over-The Top (EDIT: PENDING. OakleyAndi carries them off OK). - Mars (EDIT: NOW REMOVED FROM LIST. SOME PEOPLE CAN WORK THIS) - Moon - Frank Kozik Hijinx - any Montefrio (PENDING - EditReject had a good attempt at this pair) - any of the 'animal print' range of frames (Dalmation Frogs, Cheetah etc Eye Jackets . . . . . ) - Wiretap - Mag 4 - Garage Rock - Halo - FatCat - Any of those silly early Zero models - Eyeshade - Blade and . . . . . expecting some heat . . . . I have to say . . . . - X-Squared Never seen anyone pull these off. I am sure there are more, but these are off the top of my head. I am, by my very nature, correct of course. Unless someone proves me wrong . . . .