Funny Christmas stories

[kronin323]

With the holidays upon us, I thought it might be amusing if we shared some stories about funny x-mas things that have happened to us in the past.

It can be related to a party, gift swap, shopping experience, whatever.

I'll start...

Remember the "shake weight", that exercise tool that looks like you're jacking someone off?

Years ago we were at an x-mas party with a white elephant gift exchange, one of the items in the mix was a shake weight. For some reason The Wife wanted it, and I was like, "okay..."

We ended up not getting it, so I went and bought one and gave it to her for x-mas. Her reaction? She was upset. Why?

"I thought you wanted one?"

"No, I wanted one for free!!!"

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

I knew this guy.....

He was wrapping up his moms gift and his wifes gifts at the same time....

One of the gifts for his wife was a "toy"
The gift for his mom was a nice necklace.

He gave the gift to his mom before Christmas and went home to the wife.

On Christmas his wife is opening her gift and says "what a beautiful necklace!"

He goes HUH?

He couldn't get to moms house fast enough to stop her from opening her "gift".



Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kronin323]

One of my random internet pics... With two daughters myself, I fear that one of these days I'm gonna be like the dude in the background...

 

[OakleyGuru379]

I remember it like it was yesterday. Me, 5 years old, tugging on my father's shirt while he sat at the bar.

"Dad, can we go home now? It's Christmas Eve!"

My dad replies;

"What's the point? Santa Claus is dead anyways *burp*."

The End.

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

One of my random internet pics... With two daughters myself, I fear that one of these days I'm gonna be like the dude in the background...

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And the caption above @kronin323 head reads .... "Remind me NEVER EVER EVER to ask Frank to send my little girls gifts EVER AGAIN!"

 

[Duke Nivram]

One of my random internet pics... With two daughters myself, I fear that one of these days I'm gonna be like the dude in the background...

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@kronin323 i feel for you i have two boys so i don't have any of those worries

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

@kronin323 i feel for you i have two boys so i don't have any of those worries

Unless.........

Forget it .........

 

[Duke Nivram]

Unless.........

Forget it .........

nope not worried my boys at 3 and 4 already flirt with girls and will knock each other out of the way to go over to a girl

 

[kronin323]

@kronin323 i feel for you i have two boys so i don't have any of those worries

I've got a co-worker friend who also has two daughters, he has a saying...

"With a son, you only have to worry about one ****. With a daughter, you have to worry about ALL the dicks!!!"

 

[kronin323]

Interesting how the swear filter was selective with that one. I guess plurals are okay...