M A R R I E D?Aaahhhhhhh my heart bleeds for you , get married have kids THEN see how much you'll miss that "alone time" I can't even head to the toilet without a kid crying screaming or braking something .
Yeah....that won't happen anytime soon.
K I D S??
Yeah. All the ones I don't know about
Hot Blonde chick with a glass of wine? SUUUUUUUUURE NO PROBLEM.