kronin323
Font of Useless Knowledge
[This thread reminds me of a joke somewhere in the joke thread; I'll modify it in the retelling for this context...]
Some newlyweds return from their honeymoon. After getting home, the husband starts cleaning his pistols, sharpening his blades, and admiring his x-metals.
Watching him, the wife says, "You know honey, now that we're married maybe you should get rid of your pistols, blades, and x-metals so we can focus on our lives together."
The husband gives her a shocked look and says, "Wow, for a minute there you sounded like my ex-wife!"
"Ex-wife?!? You never told me you were married before!!!"
"I wasn't..."
Some newlyweds return from their honeymoon. After getting home, the husband starts cleaning his pistols, sharpening his blades, and admiring his x-metals.
Watching him, the wife says, "You know honey, now that we're married maybe you should get rid of your pistols, blades, and x-metals so we can focus on our lives together."
The husband gives her a shocked look and says, "Wow, for a minute there you sounded like my ex-wife!"
"Ex-wife?!? You never told me you were married before!!!"
"I wasn't..."
