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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by OakleyFrankFMJ, 3/3/13.

  1. OakleyFrankFMJ

    OakleyFrankFMJ Premium Member Lifetime Member

    I think it'd be cool to have a joke thread for funny pictures and jokes.

    What do you guys think?

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  2. xmetalmaniac

    xmetalmaniac Premium Member Lifetime Member

    Sounds good!!!!

  3. JayMann


    Good idea Badman! lol

    May as well start things off...

    My missus packed my bags and as I walked out of the front door she screamed... "I wish u a slow and painful death u bastard!" "Oh" I replied, "so u want me to f**king stay now!"

  4. OakleyGuru379


    "I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube."- Mitch Hedberg.

  5. qtrain23


    Mitch was so amazing.

    I don't like pepridge farm bread because its wrapped twice. You open it, and it still aint open. I don't need another step between me and toast.
    IAMOBS and OakleyGuru379 like this.

  6. OakleyFrankFMJ

    OakleyFrankFMJ Premium Member Lifetime Member

    One liner.

    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

  7. OakleyFrankFMJ

    OakleyFrankFMJ Premium Member Lifetime Member

    Another one liner. :)

    I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
    Richard Balaz and Monster dog like this.

  8. OakleyFrankFMJ

    OakleyFrankFMJ Premium Member Lifetime Member

    A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual,
    "I have a headache."
    "Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository,... it's up to you!"

  9. washi me sensie

    washi me sensie


  10. oakleybezerk

    oakleybezerk Premium Member Lifetime Member

    "G'day mate, Foster's Helpline - what's the problem mate?"

    "I'm on holiday in Australia with my girlfriend and she's been stung on the minge by a hornet ... now her vagina has completely closed up!!!"

    "Bummer mate"

    "Great idea!! Thanks mate!!"

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