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  1. OakleyFrankFMJ

    OakleyFrankFMJ The Legend - - Vlad the Impaler Premium Member Lifetime Member

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    I think it'd be cool to have a joke thread for funny pictures and jokes.

    What do you guys think?
     
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  2. xmetalmaniac

    xmetalmaniac Made of Metal Premium Member Lifetime Member

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    Sounds good!!!!
     
  3. JayMann

    JayMann Oakley Collector

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    Good idea Badman! lol


    May as well start things off...

    My missus packed my bags and as I walked out of the front door she screamed... "I wish u a slow and painful death u bastard!" "Oh" I replied, "so u want me to f**king stay now!"
     
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  4. OakleyGuru379

    OakleyGuru379 What is that thing?!

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    "I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube."- Mitch Hedberg.
     
  5. qtrain23

    qtrain23 3D Printing Protege

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    Mitch was so amazing.

    I don't like pepridge farm bread because its wrapped twice. You open it, and it still aint open. I don't need another step between me and toast.
     
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  6. OakleyFrankFMJ

    OakleyFrankFMJ The Legend - - Vlad the Impaler Premium Member Lifetime Member

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    One liner.


    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
     
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  7. OakleyFrankFMJ

    OakleyFrankFMJ The Legend - - Vlad the Impaler Premium Member Lifetime Member

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    Another one liner. :)



    I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
     
  8. OakleyFrankFMJ

    OakleyFrankFMJ The Legend - - Vlad the Impaler Premium Member Lifetime Member

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    A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual,
    "I have a headache."
    "Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository,... it's up to you!"
     
  9. washi me sensie

    washi me sensie The Oakley Rōnin

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    :thumb:
     
  10. mercbezerk

    mercbezerk Unicorn Chaser Premium Member Lifetime Member

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    "G'day mate, Foster's Helpline - what's the problem mate?"

    "I'm on holiday in Australia with my girlfriend and she's been stung on the minge by a hornet ... now her vagina has completely closed up!!!"

    "Bummer mate"

    "Great idea!! Thanks mate!!"