Joke Thread

[Litos]

 

[BigRabbit]

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Soo true

 

[TexxxZ 2.0]

 

[Frogskins]

 

[TexxxZ 2.0]

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Or seriously turned on and you’re in for the ride of your life .

 

[Carrera1963]

 

[Orion]

Happy Friday! Enjoy the weekend!

A couple went to a sex therapists office at a Hospital. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,” and charged them $50/-. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an Appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor fees and then leave. Finally the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find-out?” The man said, “We’re not trying to find out anything.

She’s married And we can’t go to her house – I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The 5 star hotel charges $3000/-, 3 star hotel charges $1500/-, Any other hotel charges minimum $500/- for one day room. We do it here for $50/-, and I get that back from Medical Insurance.”

 

[Orion]

sorry @"TRUMP" ..... this one made me laugh

 

[Tom.]

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I bet this works on ass-holes as well........

 

[TexxxZ 2.0]

I bet this works on ass-holes as well........


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