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Joke Thread

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Little bit of story telling I suppose. Heard this one a number of years ago.

Matthew, Josh, and Drew go camping in the woods. They are ambushed by members of a cult. The cult members tell the three to go into the woods (under supervision), gather three of some sort of fruit, and then to come back.

Matthew comes back with three grapefruits. The cult members tell him to shove them where the sun don't shine. If he makes a noise, they will kill him. He starts trying to work on the 1st grapefruit and squeals out of pain. They kill him.

Josh returns with three strawberries. The cult tells him the same thing. He gets through the first, and in the middle of the second one begins to laugh. The cult kills him off as well.

They meet each other in heaven and Matthew states "You were so close. What happened? Why did you start laughing?"
The Josh replies with a chuckle, "I saw Drew coming back with 3 watermelons."
 
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