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Beardo0628
I am Jim Jannard...
I missed him in Baltimore the last time he was here. I saw him in Arlington in 2020. He was working on new material and killing it.
It was a great show. My boys took me out to his show as part of my bachelor party. Beardo0628
I am Jim Jannard...
I’ll definitely try and catch him the next go around.
A Chick decides to join The Hell’s Angels so one day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly proclaims, “I want to join your club.”
The guy is amused, and decides to humor her a bit, so he says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.
The biker asks “Do you have a motorcycle?”
The Chick, “Yep… my bike’s parked over there,” and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks, “Do you drink?”
The chick, “Yep, like a fish. I’ll drink any man in your club under the table.”
The biker then asks, “Do you smoke?”
The chick replies, “Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I’m shooting pool.”
The biker is very impressed and asks, “You sound like one bad Mama. Tell me, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
The chick thinks for a minute and says, “Nope, but I’ve been swung around by my nipples a few times and I kinda liked it.” Similar threads
