NMOne
Oakley Enthusiast
Threadjack
True story - not too long ago I stopped by a local Sunglass Hut to get a refill on my cleaning solution. I was wearing my Juliets that day and had them on my head. The kid behind the counter takes a good look when he hands me back the filled solution bottle and sees the Juliets and the following exchange happens (I **** you not)
Him - "What are those?"
Me - (Raised eyebrow) "Juliets"
H - "Who makes them?"
M- My expression changes to "Oakley"
H - "Naw man. I know Oakleys and those aren't Oakleys"
M - "Are you serious? Do you have brain damage? Does your elevator go to the top floor?"
H - (he tries to hand me a pair of JFLs) "These are Oakleys"
M - "You're a dumbass, you know that?"
H - "Want me to clean them while you're here?"
M - Back to 0_o face "No. No you aren't going to clean them. You aren't going to touch them. If you can't ID a signature and universally known Oakley piece, what in the Seven Hells makes you think I'm going to let you touch them?"
H - Blank face "uhhhh..."
I turned around and my two year old son was trying to fit a pair of Spys into his mouth and my wife was laughing so hard she was doubled over using the stroller to keep herself off the floor.