Unknowndoom
Oakley Beginner
so i feel like going on a semi intellectual rant, and my girlfriend doesnt wanna hear the word Oakley at all. So sorry if you guys dont care about the following statements, but i hope itll amuse you and id like to hear feedback on how yall feel.(sorry for crappy grammar in the next most likely 2 run on sentences)
Oakley needs to get their heads out of their asses, they need to hire someone who can design something batshit insane, everyone is always saying OTTs or medusas need to be brought back, and they dont that would make them less awesome lets face it, they need something of the same caliber, pay the guy out the ass, offer him ******* shares in the design, i dont give a **** what they have to do to get it done, they just have to do it, and also holbrooks they are gonna be the next frogskins, so get more ******* designs for them, i like SW's and all, but get other people making holebrook designs, and the batwolf, make better limited editions of it, its a great frame with alot of potential but its not being used at all, and make a cedar brick batwolf frame, cause i would end up buying two id like them so much, oh and i get not having 24k lenses availible for purchase on all frames, but make a limited edition with 24k lenses on most frames (24k radars? i think awesome) oh and as far as cases go, make some cool ones(btw did you know that the carbon fiber case fits great in cup holders with springy things in them?). now alot of you guys want them to make display cases for sale, and thatd be great for us, but for Oakley thatd mean some fat **** that owns a pawn shop and sells foakleys could get two cases and trick dumb ****s into buying foakleys for 100+, and another thing, 12 ******* bucks for icons, it might cost you 75 cents for the icons, give me a ******* break i get ROI, but 7 bucks is still a huge ROI, **** my shops standard is 15%, 20% if its hard to make, thats 130+% (rough math but its way under i think), and another thing, make more cool small things, like keychains, and posters and ****, i want cool **** besides glasses and bags, oh and one more thing, please send me a pair of fmj holbrooks and a pair of alinghi fuel cells, cause my girlfriend is on my case about me buying glasses.
thats all for now
Oakley needs to get their heads out of their asses, they need to hire someone who can design something batshit insane, everyone is always saying OTTs or medusas need to be brought back, and they dont that would make them less awesome lets face it, they need something of the same caliber, pay the guy out the ass, offer him ******* shares in the design, i dont give a **** what they have to do to get it done, they just have to do it, and also holbrooks they are gonna be the next frogskins, so get more ******* designs for them, i like SW's and all, but get other people making holebrook designs, and the batwolf, make better limited editions of it, its a great frame with alot of potential but its not being used at all, and make a cedar brick batwolf frame, cause i would end up buying two id like them so much, oh and i get not having 24k lenses availible for purchase on all frames, but make a limited edition with 24k lenses on most frames (24k radars? i think awesome) oh and as far as cases go, make some cool ones(btw did you know that the carbon fiber case fits great in cup holders with springy things in them?). now alot of you guys want them to make display cases for sale, and thatd be great for us, but for Oakley thatd mean some fat **** that owns a pawn shop and sells foakleys could get two cases and trick dumb ****s into buying foakleys for 100+, and another thing, 12 ******* bucks for icons, it might cost you 75 cents for the icons, give me a ******* break i get ROI, but 7 bucks is still a huge ROI, **** my shops standard is 15%, 20% if its hard to make, thats 130+% (rough math but its way under i think), and another thing, make more cool small things, like keychains, and posters and ****, i want cool **** besides glasses and bags, oh and one more thing, please send me a pair of fmj holbrooks and a pair of alinghi fuel cells, cause my girlfriend is on my case about me buying glasses.
thats all for now