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yoshi1984

I love working Dispatch
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I look like a ****ing dumbass in Holbrook's.
that is all.
:closed_2::doh:

I PM'd a forum member for a trade offer but I may or may not put these two holbrooks up for sale if he turns down the offer. SO hope someone is interested in Holbrook's. Because I sure as hell can't wear them.

I am interested in Dispatch I's obviously if said deal falls through faster than a porn star doing anal.
 
Yup.
But then it's the same for everyone. You suit some, you don't suit others. Oakley make products for all shapes and sizes.

And then there are glitches in the matrix like Jive, who suits everything.
But he's an anomaly.
:biggrin:
 
Jive is the chosen one. He was the one to be made for Oakley. He IS Oakley.
Then there's the rest of us who have our signature frames and can live happily.
 
I think that Oakley quite possibly use a 3d digital image of Jive's head as their test subject when they design each pair.
It's the only rational explanation for this phenomenon.

And is it coincidence that Oakley call their mannequin heads Bob?
Another name for Robert/Rob ?

It all links.
And it's time Jive got paid.
 
and it's time Jive got hint of this thread and this unknown miracle of Oakley. Jive should have a x-metal replica of his head in HQ for the factory as you say, to test frame prototypes. ;)

And yes, even his name Rob(ert) bob head, it's all to connected.
Asians tend to have it rough anyway. Our asian fit collection is pretty slim.
 

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