Jacob Carstens

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But you are in Mexico..... you need to get to the US and commit some crime and sh!t...... only then will you be on your way to Greenland....... get moving.
@"TRUMP" is in florida.... you can crash on his couch and he can teach you his criminal ways ....... :p :drinks:
Or better yet - get to the states and enlist in the army. They’ve got a cozy base in Thule, Greenland. Plenty of snow and polar bears up there. Complete darkness half the year and no darkness the other half - but you’ll either get used to that or go mad :crazy:. The alcohol is dirt cheap though:drinks:.
 

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Tomtucker

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Or better yet - get to the states and enlist in the army. They’ve got a cozy base in Thule, Greenland. Plenty of snow and polar bears up there. Complete darkness half the year and no darkness the other half - but you’ll either get used to that or go mad :crazy:. The alcohol is dirt cheap though:drinks:.
what a great idea! and he can spend the time looking for those nukes the US lost up there....... :p

history lesson for our friends in the rest of the world :
50 years ago, a US military jet crashed in Greenland – with 4 nuclear bombs on board


One of the crew members had stuffed some seat cushions in front of a heating vent, and they subsequently caught fire

:crazy:
 

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