JingleJangle
Oakley Enthusiast
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It's sad, but funny, but here goes my list of how I lost so many pairs...
Gen 1 E-wires - Stolen from me while working at Outback Steakhouse. I thought I hid you well in the employee dumping area. Thieving little bastards took you from me. 1999
Gen 1 A-wires - Left you on a table, New Years Eve 2000-2001
Straight Jacket '99(Silver w/ Fire Iridium) - I was day drinking, then playing Golden Tee... You kept falling off my head. I put you on the table next to the machine. I was so drunk, I left you behind. No one turned you in to the lost and found. 2001ish
Double X - I tucked you away nicely in my shaving kit so I would have you in the morning. I fell asleep on the road and rolled my convertible 3 times. I walked away with minor injuries and the tow company stole you from my kit. Those *******s. 2002
Straight Jacket '99(Blue with flames w/ Polarized Fire iridium) - I didn't learn the first time. Stolen while working at Ruby Tueday's. I thought I hid you well, again, but someone wanted you without paying. I don't miss living in Miami sometimes. 2003
I miss you guys and I'll never forget!
Gen 1 E-wires - Stolen from me while working at Outback Steakhouse. I thought I hid you well in the employee dumping area. Thieving little bastards took you from me. 1999
Gen 1 A-wires - Left you on a table, New Years Eve 2000-2001
Straight Jacket '99(Silver w/ Fire Iridium) - I was day drinking, then playing Golden Tee... You kept falling off my head. I put you on the table next to the machine. I was so drunk, I left you behind. No one turned you in to the lost and found. 2001ish
Double X - I tucked you away nicely in my shaving kit so I would have you in the morning. I fell asleep on the road and rolled my convertible 3 times. I walked away with minor injuries and the tow company stole you from my kit. Those *******s. 2002
Straight Jacket '99(Blue with flames w/ Polarized Fire iridium) - I didn't learn the first time. Stolen while working at Ruby Tueday's. I thought I hid you well, again, but someone wanted you without paying. I don't miss living in Miami sometimes. 2003
I miss you guys and I'll never forget!