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🦘What Characterises a Hardcore Oakley Collector?

cacatman

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  1. You have so many Oakleys that you started diversifying by adding Oakley branded stuff that you're never going to use e.g. trophies, Christmas decorations, BMX grips (when you don't even ride), boots or signage
  2. You have a "contingency plan" when you die ie. who is going to sell off/gift your Oakleys
  3. You've sent free Oakley stuff to another collector who resonated with you
  4. You are jealous of someone else's collection when you yourself have more than 10 lifetime's worth of Oakleys to wear
  5. You've visited Oakley HQ
  6. You say you don't match your Oakleys with what you're wearing, but you have been known to do it
  7. You get upset when the ignorant sunglass shop employee gives you a non-matching box and insist on searching for the right box, even though everyone else in the shop thinks that you're totally insane
  8. You've spent > 20 minutes searching for the right pair to wear to the chagrin of your family
 

TheStig

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  1. You have so many Oakleys that you started diversifying by adding Oakley branded stuff that you're never going to use e.g. trophies, Christmas decorations, BMX grips (when you don't even ride), boots or signage
  2. You have a "contingency plan" when you die ie. who is going to sell off/gift your Oakleys
  3. You've sent free Oakley stuff to another collector who resonated with you
  4. You are jealous of someone else's collection when you yourself have more than 10 lifetime's worth of Oakleys to wear
  5. You've visited Oakley HQ
  6. You say you don't match your Oakleys with what you're wearing, but you have been known to do it
  7. You get upset when the ignorant sunglass shop employee gives you a non-matching box and insist on searching for the right box, even though everyone else in the shop thinks that you're totally insane
  8. You've spent > 20 minutes searching for the right pair to wear to the chagrin of your family
5/8
 

IAMOBS

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  1. You have so many Oakleys that you started diversifying by adding Oakley branded stuff that you're never going to use e.g. trophies, Christmas decorations, BMX grips (when you don't even ride), boots or signage
  2. You have a "contingency plan" when you die ie. who is going to sell off/gift your Oakleys
  3. You've sent free Oakley stuff to another collector who resonated with you
  4. You are jealous of someone else's collection when you yourself have more than 10 lifetime's worth of Oakleys to wear
  5. You've visited Oakley HQ
  6. You say you don't match your Oakleys with what you're wearing, but you have been known to do it
  7. You get upset when the ignorant sunglass shop employee gives you a non-matching box and insist on searching for the right box, even though everyone else in the shop thinks that you're totally insane
  8. You've spent > 20 minutes searching for the right pair to wear to the chagrin of your family
If you asked that question, then you're not a hardcore Oakley collector. ;)
Bahaha. Didn’t realize
I made the list 🤣… well a biker bar in N Stl city is about as questionable as I got but it was 1pm on a Sunday (and yes it was for x metal)
 

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