🦘What Characterises a Hardcore Oakley Collector?

[SharkSugender]

Is no.70 still talking about oakleys or the good SHlT?

 

[cacatman]

Is no.70 still talking about oakleys or the good SHlT?

If you asked that question, then you're not a hardcore Oakley collector.

 

[cacatman]

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1. You have so many Oakleys that you started diversifying by adding Oakley branded stuff that you're never going to use e.g. trophies, Christmas decorations, BMX grips (when you don't even ride), boots or signage
2. You have a "contingency plan" when you die ie. who is going to sell off/gift your Oakleys
3. You've sent free Oakley stuff to another collector who resonated with you
4. You are jealous of someone else's collection when you yourself have more than 10 lifetime's worth of Oakleys to wear
5. You've visited Oakley HQ
6. You say you don't match your Oakleys with what you're wearing, but you have been known to do it
7. You get upset when the ignorant sunglass shop employee gives you a non-matching box and insist on searching for the right box, even though everyone else in the shop thinks that you're totally insane
8. You've spent > 20 minutes searching for the right pair to wear to the chagrin of your family

 

[TheStig]

Updated with bonus round...

Bonus Round

1. You have so many Oakleys that you started diversifying by adding Oakley branded stuff that you're never going to use e.g. trophies, Christmas decorations, BMX grips (when you don't even ride), boots or signage
2. You have a "contingency plan" when you die ie. who is going to sell off/gift your Oakleys
3. You've sent free Oakley stuff to another collector who resonated with you
4. You are jealous of someone else's collection when you yourself have more than 10 lifetime's worth of Oakleys to wear
5. You've visited Oakley HQ
6. You say you don't match your Oakleys with what you're wearing, but you have been known to do it
7. You get upset when the ignorant sunglass shop employee gives you a non-matching box and insist on searching for the right box, even though everyone else in the shop thinks that you're totally insane
8. You've spent > 20 minutes searching for the right pair to wear to the chagrin of your family

5/8

 

[tacokiller]

Newly joined this forum but if you check this forum daily then you're hardcore!

 

[Inkkoonce]

Newly joined this forum but if you check this forum daily then you're hardcore!

Everyday, all day!

 

[IAMOBS]

Updated with bonus round...

Bonus Round

1. You have so many Oakleys that you started diversifying by adding Oakley branded stuff that you're never going to use e.g. trophies, Christmas decorations, BMX grips (when you don't even ride), boots or signage
2. You have a "contingency plan" when you die ie. who is going to sell off/gift your Oakleys
3. You've sent free Oakley stuff to another collector who resonated with you
4. You are jealous of someone else's collection when you yourself have more than 10 lifetime's worth of Oakleys to wear
5. You've visited Oakley HQ
6. You say you don't match your Oakleys with what you're wearing, but you have been known to do it
7. You get upset when the ignorant sunglass shop employee gives you a non-matching box and insist on searching for the right box, even though everyone else in the shop thinks that you're totally insane
8. You've spent > 20 minutes searching for the right pair to wear to the chagrin of your family

If you asked that question, then you're not a hardcore Oakley collector.

Bahaha. Didn’t realize
I made the list … well a biker bar in N Stl city is about as questionable as I got but it was 1pm on a Sunday (and yes it was for x metal)

 

[SingleservingJoe]

When your hangers must be Oakley to hang your Oakley gear

 

[Megsdad]

Updated with bonus round...

Bonus Round

1. You have so many Oakleys that you started diversifying by adding Oakley branded stuff that you're never going to use e.g. trophies, Christmas decorations, BMX grips (when you don't even ride), boots or signage
2. You have a "contingency plan" when you die ie. who is going to sell off/gift your Oakleys
3. You've sent free Oakley stuff to another collector who resonated with you
4. You are jealous of someone else's collection when you yourself have more than 10 lifetime's worth of Oakleys to wear
5. You've visited Oakley HQ
6. You say you don't match your Oakleys with what you're wearing, but you have been known to do it
7. You get upset when the ignorant sunglass shop employee gives you a non-matching box and insist on searching for the right box, even though everyone else in the shop thinks that you're totally insane
8. You've spent > 20 minutes searching for the right pair to wear to the chagrin of your family

This is a great outline of understanding what we do lol

 

[GRFMotorsports]

Updated with bonus round...

Bonus Round

1. You have so many Oakleys that you started diversifying by adding Oakley branded stuff that you're never going to use e.g. trophies, Christmas decorations, BMX grips (when you don't even ride), boots or signage
2. You have a "contingency plan" when you die ie. who is going to sell off/gift your Oakleys
3. You've sent free Oakley stuff to another collector who resonated with you
4. You are jealous of someone else's collection when you yourself have more than 10 lifetime's worth of Oakleys to wear
5. You've visited Oakley HQ
6. You say you don't match your Oakleys with what you're wearing, but you have been known to do it
7. You get upset when the ignorant sunglass shop employee gives you a non-matching box and insist on searching for the right box, even though everyone else in the shop thinks that you're totally insane
8. You've spent > 20 minutes searching for the right pair to wear to the chagrin of your family

8/8