Or when they call during a restoration and ask how things are going and if you need anything. You tell them a large pepperoni would be nice. They laugh and it goes to dead silence. And you think in your head 'fudging idiot'My boss actually asked me...
"Can you dig it with a shovel or do you need a crew?"
...dude I literally told him, "hell, YOU could but I don't think you'd want to, you think I want to?" He said he'd send a crew. Unbelievable