What does "MPH" mean?

[Jmoods55]

It is fairly unbelievable the first time you hear it though!!

 

[Herbsley]

Urgh.
Seeing the abbrev MPH in an Oakley context nearly always makes me think of the first time I went to the Oakley UK flagship store in London. I walked in and an employee - lovely chap - looked directly at the sunglasses perched atop my head and welcomed me.

So, yeah, the first thing an employee said to me on my first visit to our flagship store was "Hi there! Nice Mr Potato Head you have on there!"

My heart sank a little.

I was wearing an original 'Who Is This Kid' Hijinx.