Xmetal Gathering 2014

[Dyeraudio]

We better get back OT before we get yelled at.......

 

[AngelAir]

Didn't y'all just do one in Houston? C'mon, Austin's way cooler than Dallas...

SUCH a true statement!!!

 

[mizuno hadouken]

I'm fairly new to the forums... what do you guys do at the annual gatherings?

 

[Rustpot]

I don't travel well. I could be convinced for something mid-westy.

 

[xmetalmaniac]

I'm fairly new to the forums... what do you guys do at the annual gatherings?

Well, lets see here.... First we like to get real toasted and then we disrobe, shave each other using straight razors and then rub each other down in tropical coconut oils. We then get manicures, pedicures and an exfoliating facial scrub. Then a light massage followed by a nice seaweed wrap and hot stones to top it off. Each member will receive a hot towel, bottle of spring water and robes with slippers.

 

[kronin323]

Well, lets see here.... First we like to get real toasted and then we disrobe, shave each other using straight razors and then rub each other down in tropical coconut oils. We then get manicures, pedicures and an exfoliating facial scrub. Then a light massage followed by a nice seaweed wrap and hot stones to top it off. Each member will receive a hot towel, bottle of spring water and robes with slippers.

Need any leather or latex to go along with that?

 

[xmetalmaniac]

Need any leather or latex to go along with that?

I don't think these members can handle that level as of yet.

 

[del518]

I am in for a Mid-West event if the dates are right.

 

[Rustpot]

Well, lets see here.... First we like to get real toasted and then we disrobe, shave each other using straight razors and then rub each other down in tropical coconut oils. We then get manicures, pedicures and an exfoliating facial scrub. Then a light massage followed by a nice seaweed wrap and hot stones to top it off. Each member will receive a hot towel, bottle of spring water and robes with slippers.

Naked dudes in Oakleys? Ok, definitely in now.

In all reality, though I don't consider myself much of a "collector" I'd be down for a trip and a decent meal.

I can host you all in fabulous DETROIT. I know a few good B&Bs, though they may have suffered a few B&Es.

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

Need any leather or latex to go along with that?

No no no......dripping burning hot candle wax.