Mom Is Not Going To Be Happy

[Shldonator]

Check out what I caught Junior doing on the computer. Mom already roles her eyes at me when I sit and dream up new Oakleys on the custom site. Now the kid is doing it. You'd think I taught him how to find porn.

 

[kronin323]

Haha - I woulda said, "That's my boy!!!"

Probably would have said the same thing if it was porn, too...

Instead all I was blessed with were daughters. So instead of just worrying about one d!ck, I gotta worry about all the d!cks...

 

[i am rich]

Haha - I woulda said, "That's my boy!!!"

Probably would have said the same thing if it was porn, too...

Instead all I was blessed with were daughters. So instead of just worrying about one d!ck, I gotta worry about all the d!cks...

How many weddings?

 

[kronin323]

How many weddings?

Well, one is 3 yrs old and the other one is T-minus 3.5 months and counting, so hopefully just two weddings, at least within my lifetime...

Yes, I started late in life, 1st kid at 38 and 2nd at 41...

It's the high school years I worry about... I remember what my priorities were back then, speaking as a "member" of the d!ck club...

 

[Ventruck]

You should reward him for creativity.




And buy him that exact pair.

 

[washi me sensie]

Awesome! Now you have to worry about school, girls and what pairs to buy for him!

 

[Shldonator]

Love the creativity but that RJ will cover his whole face. Maybe they will do custom quarter jackets soon.

 

[TexxxZ 2.0]

Haha - I woulda said, "That's my boy!!!"

Probably would have said the same thing if it was porn, too...

Instead all I was blessed with were daughters. So instead of just worrying about one d!ck, I gotta worry about all the d!cks...

My daughter just turn 3 recently and i'm preparing for them days as soon as she gets close to that age it's gonna be.. .. Daddy standing in the front lawn in his Y fronts & Wellington Boots with a 12gauge shotgun a crazy ass grin on my face .

 

[i am rich]

My daughter just turn 3 recently and i'm preparing for them days as soon as she gets close to that age it's gonna be.. .. Daddy standing in the front lawn in his Y fronts & Wellington Boots with a 12gauge shotgun a crazy ass grin on my face .

Imma be cleaning my weapons while watching tv in the living room everytime my daughter brings a guy over lol.

 

[Shldonator]

I'm going to throw the purple stuff on my black racing jackets and let him sit them on the shelf in his room as something to look forward to.