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Let us do something…different

JBH

Oakley Expert
Premium Member
The rules are: there are no rules.

The nuclear apocalypse is upon us. You can choose one set of sunglasses (if they aren’t Oakley, then you don’t belong here). You can choose two primary weapons ( which don’t matter, this is about eyewear) one secondary weapon and one bladed object (again , doesn’t matter. The battle was obviously won. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be preserved in pictures). You may choose a gas powered vehicle with four wheels and one air borne vehicle (any means of propulsion)…for more fun.

If…the battle that decides humanity’s fate is captured on film, and you are in that definitive photograph, what are you wearing? What you’re rocking as armament is just a bonus.

Me: obviously, I’m wearing Oakley thermonuclear protection. I’m going with my radar ev’s with pitch lenses. They’re light, hang tight to my face and don’t fog up. The lenses are polarized prism fire (for other obvious reasons). My primary is a 5.56 caliber weapon of mass destruction, made by LWRC, my second primary is a 9 mm sub gun weapon of mass destruction, made by HK, my secondary, or sidearm, is a .357 revolver, made by colt. My four wheel vehicle is a 4-wheel drive Tacoma and my air borne is an Apache helicopter. My bladed object is a standard Walmart serrated steak knife.

Let the game begin.

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Remember, the first rule of this thread is that they’re aren’t any rules.
 
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Clifdens, Professional sling shot, long bow ... yawl will run out of ammo but the woods are full of sticks and rocks... Whose having squirrel with me tonight? I would trade the vehicle for snow shoes cause Im getting around in the winter...

Nuclear explosion... Cover myself with all my X metals and let them fuse to my body forever in space and time! Nobody getting my glasses when Im gone... they going with me...
 
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