What Really Grinds Your Gears?

[QLR1]

One of these days I'm gonna stop posting nonsense. But not today.

BTW would anybody like me to photoshop a pair of brown Julien David x Oakley Colette Frogskins on your pic? Just send me a straight-on shot...

You couldn't be the FOUKer if you stopped the nonsense.

 

[Rustpot]

Guy on the Facebook seller's group trying to sell a pair of M Frames. With cracked lenses and flared rubber. "7/10" and about $50 too high.

 

[kronin323]

How much douche would a douchebag gush if a douchebag could gush douche?

 

[Rustpot]

How much douche could a douchebag gush if a douchebag could gush douche?

You lookin for like a volumetric flow rate or something?

 

[kronin323]

You lookin for like a volumetric flow rate or something?

I'm playing on the "woodchuck/chuck wood" line, so a similarly modified version of the woodchuck response would fit the bill...

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

You lookin for like a volumetric flow rate or something?

I can see it right now.....Rustpot goes outside.....finds douchebag....drags him back inside by his neck and hooks him up to a machine. If there is no machine for it he makes one.....

 

[kronin323]

I can see it right now.....Rustpot goes outside.....finds douchebag....drags him back inside by his neck and hooks him up to a machine. If there is no machine for it he makes one.....

lol and a new horror franchise is born...

 

[Rustpot]

Makin this one now. Think it would work?

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

Makin this one now. Think it would work?

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Looks like it can.

Think it can completely extract the douchiness?

Say turn Justin Beiber into........ummmmmm....... something just NOT Justin Beiber or anything resembling a stupid boy band person?

 

[Rustpot]

It can do 3 at once! Maybe not Justin Bieber. It's made for The Netherlands, do they have a lot of douches there?

Each circuit rips about 40 gallons/minute.