What Really Grinds Your Gears?

[Codechimp08]

Same here. I had a toilet in the front yard for a long time. I used it as a flower pot.

k, you win. I only have bikes, bats, balls, Matchbox cars, nerf guns and about a hundred nerf bullets

 

[QLR1]

Snitches. Annoying ass loquacious snitches who have nothing else to do. Leave me alone damn it.

Me to a supervisor after she announces there is no morning meeting: Ditto on breakfast?
Supervisor: ditto on orange juice.
A few seconds later:
Annoying snitch tells me there is something in a box in front of me. He then says "I always tell you everything and I wonder why you never tell me anything".
Me: I wonder why.

Whole office bursts out in laughter. I must be the punchline king in my section...

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[Wesleypipesyo]

k, you win. I only have bikes, bats, balls, Matchbox cars, nerf guns and about a hundred nerf bullets

I live in what is basically a trailer park. The inside of my how looks nothing like the outside. Thankfully the inside is nice

 

["TRUMP"]

Snitches. Annoying ass loquacious snitches who have nothing else to do. Leave me alone damn it.

Me to a supervisor after she announces there is no morning meeting: Ditto on breakfast?
Supervisor: ditto on orange juice.
A few seconds later:
Annoying snitch tells me there is something in a box in front of me. He then says "I always tell you everything and I wonder why you never tell me anything".
Me: I wonder why.

Whole office bursts out in laughter. I must be the punchline king in my section...

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FIFY

 

[QLR1]

FIFY

What did you fix?

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[Wesleypipesyo]

Snitches. Annoying ass loquacious snitches who have nothing else to do. Leave me alone damn it.

Me to a supervisor after she announces there is no morning meeting: Ditto on breakfast?
Supervisor: ditto on orange juice.
A few seconds later:
Annoying snitch tells me there is something in a box in front of me. He then says "I always tell you everything and I wonder why you never tell me anything".
Me: I wonder why.

Whole office bursts out in laughter. I must be the punchline king in my section...

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This seems like a situation that some public violence would help prevent from happening again.

 

[QLR1]

This seems like a situation that some public violence would help prevent from happening again.

It would, but I've never been in a jail cell and I not built for that.

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[Wesleypipesyo]

It would, but I've never been in a jail cell and I not built for that.

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You need use enough violence to scare the witnesses into silence.

 

["TRUMP"]

What did you fix?

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Made ya look

 

[Wesleypipesyo]

Made ya look

Ya dirty crook