When they step in closer use the excuse that you perceived it as an act of aggression and headbutt them then apologise explaining that you some issues and your so sorry that their nose is now broken.
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What Really Grinds Your Gears?
- Thread starter Rustpot
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When they step in closer use the excuse that you perceived it as an act of aggression and headbutt them then apologise explaining that you some issues and your so sorry that their nose is now broken.
Wesleypipesyo
Fan club member 12?
I don't know what is wrong with people. Don't stand so close to someone unless you are trying to procreate.
Maybe that was they’re intention and you’ve missed an opportunity.
Wesleypipesyo
Fan club member 12?
Maybe if he didn't reek of weed and cheap booze.
Have we met unbeknownst to me ?
Wesleypipesyo
Fan club member 12?
Are you taller than 5'2"?
headpatrolman
Smile you son of a bitch
Dumb Dopes
Tiger Woods winning a major after 15 years being described as the greatest sporting comeback of all time.
Two words. Niki Lauda.
I don’t remember Tiger receiving the last rites at any point....
sharjt
I should Work at Oakley
LOL. His ex wife tried to give him his last rites.
You know what the holes in Crocs are for? Your dignity to leak out.
Men should never, for any reason, even incoming artillery fire, wear flip-flops. Crocs just mean you're a D-bag (Unless there actually is incoming fire) - sandals are fine but never with socks.
And that's universal law.Similar threads
