Anyone else have an elf problem?

[Litos]

 

[Stanleybb50]

 

[MJLSr]

woke up to this today... The candy canes were there from a few days ago. The Elf planted tic-tacs in sugar and grew candy canes.

The cocoa and marshmallows are from last night.

 

[Medusa50]

RoundUp only works temporarily. They just keep popping up. Vinegar is environmentally better but your house will smell like a salad. Napalm is good but the drapes may suffer. 50 caliber and your neighbors will suffer. Sell them in the exchange area for 3X what you paid and you will suffer. It's a no win situation!

 

[MJLSr]

They just keep popping up.

You can't stop them, you can only hope to contain them!

 

[MJLSr]

CAUTION: THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES THAT COULD BE DISTURBING, ELF-SHAMING, AND UN-FURBING - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!



@Medusa50 here are pics from the Elf-Furby incident to assist in the investigation. Unfortunately we cannot release pics of the Furbish remains, which may or may not be related to the incident captured in these photographs - until the next of kin has been notified.

 

[BHarry]

CAUTION: THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES THAT COULD BE DISTURBING, ELF-SHAMING, AND UN-FURBING - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!



@Medusa50 here are pics from the Elf-Furby incident to assist in the investigation. Unfortunately we cannot release pics of the Furbish remains, which may or may not be related to the incident captured in these photographs - until the next of kin has been notified.

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Furbys are the things of nightmares

 

[BHarry]

"Where's the goat?!?"

 

[Litos]

 

[Medusa50]

A few things here that I am concerned about. The murder weapon appears to be in the wrong hand. Everyone knows Furbys are lefties. This is very suspect. The elf suffered minor skull fracture from blunt force trauma. The mallet appears to be poplar or pine. One would expect a hardwood like Oak or an equally dense variety. The elf does appear to have fallen forward into the void. This tells me he was not facing his attacker unless he was struck elsewhere then dragged to this spot. The ensuing dinosaur stampede is slightly disturbing. Many of the alleged aggressors are herbivores. They eat plants. Not sure why the would be chasing a mammal for prey. This could have been photoshopped. Forensics show that the elf was struck by a single shot fired from a rifle driving his head forward in the toy limousine. The shot entered the back of his head exiting in the right ocular eventually lodging in the limos exhaust stack. The photo shows a Tonka. The elf would have been riding in a Lincoln or Power Wheels. The whole thing looks staged.