Cyclingtips Jawbreaker

[cyclerdoug]

LeQ needs to model it for us in the Florida sun.

in @MonsterDog's cycling kit!

 

[cacatman]

<sigh> I feel like I've just turned up to the party and everyone's gone home! Are these still available?

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

<sigh> I feel like I've just turned up to the party and everyone's gone home! Are these still available?

Nope. All the booze and drugs are gone.

 

[SMman]

We all know @OakleyFrankFMJ bought multiples so twist his arm into selling you one @cacatman

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

We all know @OakleyFrankFMJ bought multiples so twist his arm into selling you one @cacatman

He can wait till I die.

 

[cacatman]

We all know @OakleyFrankFMJ bought multiples so twist his arm into selling you one @cacatman

He didn't respond when I threatened invasion by my people.

He said he gives away stuff when he's dead. But then says that he's going to live forever.

<sigh> I've got a better chance prying one from the hands of the cold dead body of @cyclerdoug than Uncle Frank. And we all know the chance of that happening is pretty low, given he's actually a cyclist.

I think I'll have more hope waiting for a re-release by Luxottica when they make the cheaper more plastic version for Tour de France next year.

 

[cacatman]

He can wait till I die.

I haven't got enough middle fingers to show you how I feel about you, Uncle Frank, you cruel ba__tard!!

 

[cyclerdoug]

He didn't respond when I threatened invasion by my people.

He said he gives away stuff when he's dead. But then says that he's going to live forever.

<sigh> I've got a better chance prying one from the hands of the cold dead body of @cyclerdoug than Uncle Frank. And we all know the chance of that happening is pretty low, given he's actually a cyclist.

I think I'll have more hope waiting for a re-release by Luxottica when they make the cheaper more plastic version for Tour de France next year.

You ain't gettin' nothing outta me, punk.

And I'm sure there are plenty of those $300 + jerseys left! Or whatever the hell they were hawking those for.

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

He didn't respond when I threatened invasion by my people.

He said he gives away stuff when he's dead. But then says that he's going to live forever.

<sigh> I've got a better chance prying one from the hands of the cold dead body of @cyclerdoug than Uncle Frank. And we all know the chance of that happening is pretty low, given he's actually a cyclist.

I think I'll have more hope waiting for a re-release by Luxottica when they make the cheaper more plastic version for Tour de France next year.

You can always hit Doug with the car.

Problem solved.

 

[cyclerdoug]

You can always hit Doug with the car.

Problem solved.

That's been done!