Joke Thread

[cyclerdoug]

 

[cyclerdoug]

What's the difference between a female track team and a group of pygmy warriors?

...the pygmy warriors are a pack of cunning runts.

 

[oakleybezerk]

 

[kronin323]

Not really a joke, but it should be. Marketing fail...

 

[Lexkempo]

Meanwhile in the ghetto (32 Photos)

Lol... Other people's reality I'm glad I never got to see as a kid ..

 

[cyclerdoug]

 

[cyclerdoug]

So I've been chatting with this girl online for a few weeks. She's 14 years old but funny, intelligent, flirty. And adventurous! This morning she tells me she's a cop. Can you ****ing believe it!! At her age! Amazing!!!

 

[Nortika]

>
> THE INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE
>
> One Testicle
>
> There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
>
> And whose given name was 'Onestone'.
>
> He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
>
> After years and years of torment,
>
> Onestone finally cracked and said,'
>
> If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
>
> The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
>
> Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
>
> 'Good morning, Onestone.'
>
> He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made
> love to her all day and all night.
>
> He made love to her all the next day,
>
> Until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
>
> The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
>
> Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until
>
> A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
>
> Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin,
>
> Was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
>
> She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
>
> Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
>
> Then he made love to her all day,
>
> Made love to her all night,
>
> Made love to her all the next day,
>
> Made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
> >
>
> Why ???
>
>
>
> OH, come on... Take a guess !!!
>
>
> Think about it !!!
> >
> You're going to love this !!!
>
>
> > Everyone knows..
>
>
> You can't kill Two Birds
> >
> With
>
> OneStone !!!

 

[jbrash512]

 

[oakleybezerk]