Nothing beats that new Oakley smell...

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

There's nothing wrong with fresh shampoo smell on a red-head either.
Jus' sayin'...

As long as the floors have no carpet it's good.

 

[Tom.]

 

[Rpm]

Okay, not smell. But hot diggity dog, there's nothing I like more than putting on a brand new pair of Oakleys for the first time and looking out in the world through high definition optics.

Even if it is through these ugly ass Breadbox frames I bought for some reason. Even my wife says I look stupid in them. Le sad.

But YES to that crystal clear view of the world. I swear they improve my vision. These puppies are going back into the box though.

*side note - nothing beats that new oakley watch unobtanium band smell. Mmmmm... vanilla.... drrroooollz

 

[Toy4x]

I do wish they would with the watch smell. Dat vanilla is heaven.

Just picked up a Double Tap yesterday. That vinalla is strong!

I took off my watch and put it away an hour before the wifey got home(she doesn't know I picked it up..lol) As soon as she got to the bedroom, she asked why it smells like cake? She smells my wrist and asked if I smeared vanilla ice cream on my wrist. Lmao! The watch band smell is going to give me away!

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[saltparrot]

Might want to come clean. Alternative is she thinks you were with a stripper.

 

[Toy4x]

Might want to come clean. Alternative is she thinks you were with a stripper.

Yeah that Victoria Secrets vanilla perfume/lotion is dangerous! Lol

On the other hand... I can just have my watch with me, go to the strip club, and blame the smell on the watch! .... Hahahaha

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[OakleyFrankFMJ]

Yeah that Victoria Secrets vanilla perfume/lotion is dangerous! Lol

On the other hand... I can just have my watch with me, go to the strip club, and blame the smell on the watch! .... Hahahaha

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Or you can GET RID OF WIFE

Have all the strippers you want.

 

[saltparrot]

Or you can GET RID OF WIFE

Have all the strippers you want.

Or marry a stripper...

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

Or marry a stripper...

Yeah but then there's that one problem again. "WIFE"

 

[Funky-Trixtar]

This gives me the 'orn.............