I wanted to post this but I don't think it should count as an actual submission, because:
1. It isn't me.
2. It isn't pretend / dress-up.
This is an authentic example caught in the wild over douche day weekend.
Polished white frame Radar Path with matching white nose rubber (SKU 09-721)? Check.
Matching white watch, with face turned to the inside of the wrist? Check.
White T & ankle socks? Check.
Almost-but-not-quite-matching red-white-and-blue hat, shirt, shorts, and New Balance shoes? Check.
Hint of a duck-mouth pucker? Check...
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(Though I have a couple of reasons to believe this isn't a forum member, if I'm wrong, apologies and Happy Douche Day...)
Damn, that's just not even fair! Good thing this isn't a real submission because this would take it. I'm surprised you were able to take a picture while he was still and not fist pumping!