The "No Shelf Whores" Club

[Oak Heel]

I'll take 154.

 

[Wally Taylor]

I may be new, but I Am #155! What an honor. I'd like to thank my Mother, because if she hadn't been feeling "frisky" that night, I wouldn't be here.
And my Grandfather, for thinking that my Grandmother was cute, even though she had kind of a hook nose (God I hope they REALLY aren't all at some fish fry up in Heaven watching our every move).
My good friend, Keith Jolliff in Pendleton Oregon, who taught me to drive a loggin' truck and chew Copenhagen.
Oh, and my Dad's friend, Marv May, who taught me that an hour alone in an airplane is a vacation waiting for You every time that You have an hour to spare. And, if the pilots ever die in a plane that I'm on, we at least have a CHANCE to touch down wheels first.
And lastly, Oakley, for taming the sun for a good portion of my life. I am #155, and I'm mighty proud about that.

 

[flyer]

...yadda yadda... I am #155, and I'm mighty proud about that.

That's what we need around here!
More enthusiasm!!

 

[Wally Taylor]

Yadda Yadda. Yadda Yadda Yaddio Yadda.

 

[Fresh]

#156 ready for duty!

 

[Wally Taylor]

Mount up Soldier! We got us sum glasses ta ware! YeeeeHaw, Wally

 

[Fresh]

Mount up Soldier! We got us sum glasses ta ware! YeeeeHaw, Wally

One step ahead of you...

 

[Wally Taylor]

That thar soitenly ain't no shelf!

 

[Fresh]

That thar soitenly ain't no shelf!

I'll probably die with the whole shelf, but I'll try

 

[dh4645]

I guess I'm part of this club. I wear all of mine.