Best / Funniest Oakley For Sale Ads

[Slojack]

All his listings are price too high.

 

[Atticus]

View attachment 502813 All his listings are price too high.

Dude, the translation on this ad is awesome!

“
959 JAPAN USED OAKLEY PENNY TI 02 G26 NO EMERALD ROMEO MARS XX BOB JULIET MEDUSA

OAKLEY: PENNY / TI 02

Condition: USED CONDITION · LEVEL 8.5 ~ / 10

COLOR: TI 02

LENS: G 26

Accessory: Microsoft back only

Other comments: frame, use impression, somewhat scrub equipped. Although the lens as a whole is beautiful, thin hairline scratches are some to the outer corner of the left lens.

Get it from the home! prototype? Or a sample? It is very precious TI 02 PENNY of. Like the first image OAKLEY completed up to the part number, but it did not come out to the US Is it only for the US? It is PENNY to be out of print as it is not for Japan.
Since there was no serial, genuine emerald lenses were not included, we installed a rare G 26 in any case.

* Used goods, even a brand new article also small wounds etc. I feeling, the feeling is different by individual difference.
※ Please make a successful bid for those who can make image judgment.
※ If you are a little worried about the above, please refrain from nervous one. “

 

[Slojack]

Dude, the translation on this ad is awesome!

“
959 JAPAN USED OAKLEY PENNY TI 02 G26 NO EMERALD ROMEO MARS XX BOB JULIET MEDUSA

OAKLEY: PENNY / TI 02

Condition: USED CONDITION · LEVEL 8.5 ~ / 10

COLOR: TI 02

LENS: G 26

Accessory: Microsoft back only

Other comments: frame, use impression, somewhat scrub equipped. Although the lens as a whole is beautiful, thin hairline scratches are some to the outer corner of the left lens.

Get it from the home! prototype? Or a sample? It is very precious TI 02 PENNY of. Like the first image OAKLEY completed up to the part number, but it did not come out to the US Is it only for the US? It is PENNY to be out of print as it is not for Japan.
Since there was no serial, genuine emerald lenses were not included, we installed a rare G 26 in any case.

* Used goods, even a brand new article also small wounds etc. I feeling, the feeling is different by individual difference.
※ Please make a successful bid for those who can make image judgment.
※ If you are a little worried about the above, please refrain from nervous one. “

That's 75% of why I posted this.

 

[ShortChangeHero]

Dude, the translation on this ad is awesome!

“
959 JAPAN USED OAKLEY PENNY TI 02 G26 NO EMERALD ROMEO MARS XX BOB JULIET MEDUSA

OAKLEY: PENNY / TI 02

Condition: USED CONDITION · LEVEL 8.5 ~ / 10

COLOR: TI 02

LENS: G 26

Accessory: Microsoft back only

Other comments: frame, use impression, somewhat scrub equipped. Although the lens as a whole is beautiful, thin hairline scratches are some to the outer corner of the left lens.

Get it from the home! prototype? Or a sample? It is very precious TI 02 PENNY of. Like the first image OAKLEY completed up to the part number, but it did not come out to the US Is it only for the US? It is PENNY to be out of print as it is not for Japan.
Since there was no serial, genuine emerald lenses were not included, we installed a rare G 26 in any case.

* Used goods, even a brand new article also small wounds etc. I feeling, the feeling is different by individual difference.
※ Please make a successful bid for those who can make image judgment.
※ If you are a little worried about the above, please refrain from nervous one. “

Small wounds?

 

["TRUMP"]

Is the girl $50??

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That's some ones daughter

 

[ZCForge]

That's some ones daughter

Pffft. If she was being sold for 50 chicken nuggets you would be all over that like icing on a cake

 

[PapioXmetal]

That's some ones daughter

Pffft. If she was being sold for 50 chicken nuggets you would be all over that like icing on a cake

Or if she was a foot shorter...

 

["TRUMP"]

Pffft. If she was being sold for 50 chicken nuggets you would be all over that like icing on a cake

Or if she was a foot shorter...

I'm more into moms at this stage in my life

 

[beau1890]

I feeling, the feeling is different by individual difference.

That's some existential shyyte right there. I haven't had to think about something so hard since my philosophy classes in college....

※ If you are a little worried about the above, please refrain from nervous one.

I don't know about anyone else but that line scares the crap out of me, are these sunglasses going to drain my life force or kill me in my sleep? I honestly can't tell lol.

 

[beau1890]

She’s not with him for his intelligence, Mr. double negative.

As a resident expert, that is light years ahead of most East Tennessee syntax and grammar. But at least his "daddy" buys him new Oakleys...so there's that.