Best / Funniest Oakley For Sale Ads

[Oaklimus Prime]

No it was more that every pair he has is a 1st run prototype
That was why it was here. If someone wants to bid Have at it

Yes did see the first run prototype......

I love eBay descriptions

 

[BoostBear]

Yes did see the first run prototype......

I love eBay descriptions

speaking of descriptions (link)... this guy must've just learned of the color text feature, I can't stand to read that BS due to all the ducking colors. Also something looks off on the frame by the hinges, that color pooling?

 

[Atticus]

Oakley Skull & Cross Bones T-Shirt NEW | eBay

Check out the pic...

 

[Oaklimus Prime]

Oakley Skull & Cross Bones T-Shirt NEW | eBay

Check out the pic...

This one looks weird for some reason.

I did find this one. Although very cool I don’t know if dropping $150 for a T-shirt is in my budget
VINTAGE OAKLEY SOFTWARE MAD SCIENCE DIVISION CLASSIC LOGO T-SHIRT BLACK MEN'S XL | eBay

 

[Atticus]

This one looks weird for some reason.

I did find this one. Although very cool I don’t know if dropping $150 for a T-shirt is in my budget
VINTAGE OAKLEY SOFTWARE MAD SCIENCE DIVISION CLASSIC LOGO T-SHIRT BLACK MEN'S XL | eBay

Seller changed the pic...it was just a dog originally.

 

[IAMOBS]

oakley pit boss I sunglasses Used Condition. | eBay

Fake and chewed on

 

[ZCForge]

Affordable shipping!

 

[beau1890]

Affordable shipping!

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I guess its time to rename my Wiretaps to Teaspoons, call them women's sunglasses and make bank! What do you think honda? >$9000 since I have OG +red in pretty flawless condition?

 

[ZCForge]

I guess its time to rename my Wiretaps to Teaspoons, call them women's sunglasses and make bank! What do you think honda? >$9000 since I have OG +red in pretty flawless condition?

Oh yea I was thinking the same thing. Hell, I got like 8 wiretaps. I’m cashing in!

 

[flyer]

Wires are back, Baby!!